2016

So, I'm procrastinating on other writerly duties (more like taking a breather, I've laid down over 10K words in less than two days) and decided to do a little blogging since I've been slacking. So, Happy New Year! I didn't want to do a bullshit 'best of' list. I feel like I trumpeted all the … Continue reading 2016

Mandatory Halloween Blog Post #1 – Food of the Gods

I've fought all month to not write up a daily horror movie blog or make a listicle devoted to my favorite scenes from Dead Alive (silly, I know. THAT ENTIRE MOVIE IS THE BEST SCENE). Anyway, back on point - Food of the Gods. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCHdHJ-xguE This is without a doubt, the worst horror movie I've … Continue reading Mandatory Halloween Blog Post #1 – Food of the Gods

What’s My Damage? – John Carpenter’s The Thing

Put yourself into this scenario.You're five. Bit of an "indoor" kid. You have two older cousins who are sort of ahead on the mature movies sliding scale and an uncle more concerned with keeping us shut the fuck up so he could play conga than in entertaining us himself.What happens?The kids watch Scarface, Nightmare on … Continue reading What’s My Damage? – John Carpenter’s The Thing