We done broke Dan Malmon. 30 writers. 2 beloved mainstays of the crime community. 1 victim. An AWESOME cause. A few months ago I got an FB message from Dan & Kate Malmon - I screamed "YES" at my scream before I finished reading what they sent (and promptly realized I'd need to type a … Continue reading In Malmon-orium? Malmorium? He’s Dead Jim? Who The Fuck Is Jim?
rants
All Hell’s A-Coming
Preacher airs in 5 days. 5 fucking days. I'm terrified. A lot of folks have written of their love of the source material and plenty of reviews admit the show deviates, and honestly, fine, I can live with that. We all saw what being TOO faithful can do to a new property based on a … Continue reading All Hell’s A-Coming
What’s My Damage? – John Carpenter’s The Thing
Put yourself into this scenario.You're five. Bit of an "indoor" kid. You have two older cousins who are sort of ahead on the mature movies sliding scale and an uncle more concerned with keeping us shut the fuck up so he could play conga than in entertaining us himself.What happens?The kids watch Scarface, Nightmare on … Continue reading What’s My Damage? – John Carpenter’s The Thing
May 19th, 1999
We all sat in the theater that day – shitting ourselves in anticipation. I mean, you were a kid in the 70’s or 80’s, right? You knew the opening to Return of The Jedi as well as any song. You knew the names of all the random aliens that popped up in the Cantina scene … Continue reading May 19th, 1999
Beer Ramble Two – 75 Minute Boogaloo
I WANT TO MARRY THIS BEER. Damn it, I'm already married and this isn't Utah. Anyway, I've said it before; I'm no "expert" in reviewing beer. I can't tell you about odors or mouth feel or whatever. What I CAN say is this is a nearly flawless marriage of Dogfish Head's 60 and 90 Minute … Continue reading Beer Ramble Two – 75 Minute Boogaloo
